"Stop the senseless killing...of your annual IT budget."

"Yes, you can have your cake and eat it, too. Just keep it away from my keyboard."

"It's 2009. Why are you computing like it's 1995?

Or worse, why are you paying 1995 prices?"

"Congress may not have an annual budget, but you do, so let's talk."

"Is that a pile of servers in your dumpster, or are you happy to see me?"

"That's a nice beige PC tower? Does the coffee cup holder still work?"

"You never have to choose between the Electric or Internet bill again."