"Yes, you can have your cake and eat it, too. Just keep it away from my keyboard."
"You never have to choose between the Electric or Internet bill again."
"It's 2009. Why are you computing like it's 1995? Or worse, why are you paying 1995 prices?"
"That's a nice beige PC tower? Does the coffee cup holder still work?"
"Is that a pile of servers in your dumpster, or are you happy to see me?"
"Stop the senseless killing...of your annual IT budget."
"Congress may not have an annual budget, but you do, so let's talk."
