"You never have to choose between the Electric or Internet bill again."

"Yes, you can have your cake and eat it, too. Just keep it away from my keyboard."

"Stop the senseless killing...of your annual IT budget."

"It's 2009. Why are you computing like it's 1995?

Or worse, why are you paying 1995 prices?"

"Is that a pile of servers in your dumpster, or are you happy to see me?"

"That's a nice beige PC tower? Does the coffee cup holder still work?"

"Congress may not have an annual budget, but you do, so let's talk."